4. "Congratulations, that took 4 minutes." This is for a kid who goes to the bathroom every single day and spends FOREVER in there. He either has a really bad gastrointestinal issue or he is wasting time. Today I took out my iPod and timed him since I'm putting my money on wasting time.
3. "Student A...do you have a crush on student B?" (both boys) Student A responds with enthusiasm "NO!" to which I say "then STOP staring at him constantly!"
2. "If you two cannot stop talking to each other and wasting my time, I will tape you to the floor on opposite sides of the room."
1. "If you do not stop looking out the window at the snow, I WILL tape your eyes shut."
